It was just my Mom, the kids, and I for dinner the other night, so we ordered Chinese food. After dinner I gave Grace a fortune cookie. She cracked it open and asked me to read it to her. Not 30 seconds later she told me the following joke...
G: "Mommy, why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me: "I don't know."
G: "Because he fell on his hiney bum! Hahahahahahahaha!" [Hysterical laughter at herself.]
That fortune cookie was spot on!!