Me: "RJ take your jammies off and get dressed. Your clothes are on the end of the bed...the camouflage shorts and 'Dad's Wing Man' shirt."
RJ: "You mean I'm going to dig my Dad up?"
Me: "No, the 'Dad's Wing Man' shirt. It means you are Daddy's buddy."
RJ: "What Dad?"
Me: "Your Dad."
2 minutes go by...
RJ: "Where is the wing man shirt?"
GOOD GRIEF!!! Is it me? Is it RJ? Is it all men? I just don't understand how his mind works. But, I DO love him to the moon and back!!!